Funny Christmas Wishes
This Christmas Santa Claus is not coming as he is busy losing his weight. So don’t be sad and enjoy this Christmas, my dear friend.
This is to inform you that Santa Claus has decided to take a leave on Xmas because you have been a good boy all year long. Wishing you a Merry Christmas without gifts as this year there will be no Santa.
May Santa bring something very nice for you and I am here as your best friend to share everything of yours. Coming to celebrate Christmas with you. Merry Christmas dear friend.
They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!
For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!
I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas